incredible-zim:

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     He’s incredibly annoyed now.
     Why was she so annoying?

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          & cue the death glare.
          If looks could kill, Zim.

lazerii:

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    —boring. He’s heard enough of
    the same speech from Zim, though
    the only difference was that Tak
    actually had potential, and a
    functioning brain, despite being
    a little insane—but who wasn’t these days?

    Honestly, he didn’t know,
    but that was the vibe he kept
    getting from Tak whenever she spoke.

    “You know, I actually like you Tak.
    But only because I remember that
    you have potential.”

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    “But between you and me,
    slip up again and I’ll have you back
   on that cleaning station. Your antics
   will not be the probable cause of failure
   towards the empire’s current universal
   invasions should Zim find out about the
   truth of his exile.

    I don’t need a pest coming back to Irk
    to disrupt progress when everything
    else is running smoothly.

                     —Do you understand?”

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          The breath she’s been holding since he
          mentioned her slip up is finally released.
          Her janitorial duties had not been the best
          years of her life, though she is certain she
          won’t end up in that position again.

          She can’t let down her leaders, after all. Nor
          will she be the Reason Operation Impending
          Doom II Failed; that title is only deserving of
          Zim (if he messes up again, that is).

          Her chest swells with pride at the compliment.
          The tallest thing she has potential! And he likes
          her! This is definitely a cause for celebration.
          Maybe she’ll visit Foodcourtia and pick up some
          celebratory snacks.

          She does manage to keep a steady expression,
          however. She’s hardly as excitable as Zim.

          A salute. “Yes, my tallest! Thank you for being
          so forgiving; I guarantee I will not fail you again.”

incredible-zim:

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     ” NEITHER DO YOU! “

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          “NEITHER DOES YOUR EXISTENCE!

lazerii:

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    “Then let me be honest with you, since you aren’t
    stupid like Zim. I’m not sure whether I should put
    any trust in you, Tak. Not only did you fail to serve
    up to your plan but by the sounds of it,

                you also had a little slip up.

    I can be quite forgiving, so if you would so kindly
    brief me as to what you told Zim about Purple and I,
    then perhaps I’ll reconsider your trustworthiness.”

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          “My only wish is to serve you, my tallest. I would
           never intentionally do something to betray your
           trust! I swear it.

                              —— Ah. That.

          It was in the heat of the battle, so to speak. I was
          angry and frustrated at the turn of events; truly, I
          was too blinded by rage to think clearly about
          what I was saying. I beg your forgiveness, my tallest.”

lazerii:

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    “Right. I’m not sure whether to thank you
     for reminding me, but let me remind you
     that I recall that whole thing being a
     colossal failure.” no wonder he forgot.

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          “Some – very troublesome humans who got involved.
            Friends of Zim, I believe. But don’t worry, my tallest!
            I am far better prepared this time!”

lazerii:

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    “Tak? This is truly surprising.
    I thought you were on janitorial duty?”

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          “I was, my Tallest.
           But I quit. Don’t you remember?
           The whole taking over Earth thing?”

incredible-zim:

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     ” YOU WANNA FIGURE IT OUT! “

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          “THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!”

incredible-zim:

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     DEFECTIVE!? ZIM!?
       NONSENSE! I was praised to be the best Irken ever excised!

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          “I find that hard to believe!”

incredible-zim:

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    AND THEY CLEARLY DIDN’T WORK OUT AT ALL!
       Especially not for you!

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          “Stop acting so superior, Zim! The only reason
           my plan failed last time is because you had help
           from the stinking Dib-human and his sister.

                                 You couldn’t beat me on your own, and you know it.”

incredible-zim:

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      “OF COURSE THEY DO—-
       Wait what?

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          "Everyone hates you, Zim! Why do you think your plans keep failing?

                         —— everyone knows the best way to take over a planet
                                  is to make everyone love you first. Duh.”

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