thedepthsofhismind:

“I’m also scared of being bullied, being abandoned…”

     "Yes, that’s very helpful, thank you. Deelishus Weenies are very grateful for your contribution! You want some meat?“

thedepthsofhismind:

“I can’t swim if that’s any consolation.”

Jasper you clueless little butthead.

          “Hmm, yes, very interesting. Anything else?”