citrusandcombustion:

                       _{“A hello would have sufficed, little girl.”}

        _{He gave a face, only to fold his hands over his desk. Two
        robots fidgeted next to him, only to look up when he spoke.}

       _{The tall android, glowing orange optic trained on her, made a                  
       warbling, electronic sound as it waved at her. It only tapped
       the shorter, more rounded one that stood beside it as a 
       motion to wave at their guest; unfortunately, it grumbled and
       reluctantly waved, blue optic half-lidded with very little interest.}

          She gives the robots a brief once-over, raising an
          eyebrow when they wave. They vaguely resemble
          SIR Units, and MiMi lets out a low growl from her
          position on her shoulder. Tak reaches up a hand
          to silence her.

                        “Don’t call me a little girl. I’m here on business.”

          She turns her attention to the human, narrowing
          her eyes. She’s assumed that a company with a
          large influence in the scientific industry would be
          some of the first to hear of an alien ship crash
          landing. And she needs her ship.

          The progress humanity has taken in the art of science
          is impressive, for a species of such  l o w  intelligence.
          However, they are still millions of light years away from
          catching up with Irkens. To Tak, current  technology is
          almost primitive.

                            “———- Is this supposed to be impressive?”

lazerii:

    _{“Feel free to decline,
           but how much of your
        military training do you remember?}

    _{I’m in need of a lieutenant to train
    new soldiers when I’m not around,
    and the Control Brains are far too
    broken to fulfill the task for now.”}

          “I remember all of it, sir!
           I could hardly call myself an invader
           if I couldn’t remember my training.

                         It would be my honor to train the
                         new recruits; I’m very happy to
                         take on that role, sir!”

incredible-zim:

            _{“ I do not on with that. “}

          “I can’t  b e l i e v e
          you can manage to
          destroy every other
          planet except the
          one you’ve actually
          been assigned to.”

incredible-zim:

                _{Accidentally blows up planet.}

         _{” Mistakes happen. “}

          “You’re an idiot, Zim.”

lazerii:

    _{“—Tak. I may need your assistance.”}

          “At your service, sir!”

incredible-zim:

     <sub>” Whatever. “

                            Brainwash? Oeh, well that was a pretty clever idea.
                            Maybe it was better to note that idea down in his head.
                            …For future plans! Of course!

     “ I am sick of this endless fight about the Earth so———- ”   Holy dooky safe him!
     “ —-So how about we just………… stop that and….. see who takes over it firstt?
        No sabotages! Nothing! Just a fear competition! The loser leaves and I dunno.
        The loser is the loser. “

                                  The only reason he came up with this
                                   is because he was just this sure he’d
                                   take over it this time. No more failures!</sub>

          “Hmm? A competition? Is that
          what you’re proposing?”

                              Well, it can’t hurt, can it? And
                              he does have a point, as much
                              as she hates to admit it. Constant
                              fighting does get tiresome.

                                               "Okay, Zim, we can do that.
                                               But might I add one more
                                               condition? The loser has
                                               to publicly confess to the
                                               tallest how much of a
                                               loser they are. Deal?“

                                                                  Obviously, she’s going to win.
                                                                  She’s a far better invader than
                                                                  Zim will ever be,

          Me, obviously. If you haven’t noticed
          already, Zim is a complete moron.
          He can barely control his own robot.

incredible-zim:

    <sub>” YES! —I mean. No.
      —I mean YES!

                             Now I know that you’ve been on Earth for a while TAK!
                             I DON’T LIKE IT!  But clearly there is no way I can change
                             your sick mind so how about……….
                                                                                       Move closer….. “</sub>

          “Can we hurry this up, Zim?
          I have people to brainwash.”

cxrberus:

    _{“I’m afraid I can’t do that.
    Not unless you don’t mind
    coming in for questioning.”}

    _{she stretched one arm out,
    noting the glint in the girl’s eyes
    but thinking nothing of it.
    Must be the sun, though it was
    a bit weird.}

    _{“Come on, let’s take a walk.
    I’ll buy you candy.}

    _{What do you want,
    a Kit Kat or something?”}

          Hm. Just as she thought; the woman
          is of a higher intelligence than her
          device is used too. Oh, well. She’ll
          just have to modify it a little.

          “You can’t bribe me with candy, you
          pathetic worm. Who do you think I am?”

          As frustrating as it is, there’s no way of
          her getting past the human without
          causing a commotion. Ugh; this is far
          too much trouble. She’ll just have to go
          back to her base, for now.

          “—– Take me to the nearest Deelishus
          Weenie’s.” Manners, Tak. “…Please.”