He gave a face, only to fold his hands over his desk. Two robots fidgeted next to him, only to look up when he spoke.
The tall android, glowing orange optic trained on her, made a warbling, electronic sound as it waved at her. It only tapped the shorter, more rounded one that stood beside it as a motion to wave at their guest; unfortunately, it grumbled and reluctantly waved, blue optic half-lidded with very little interest.
She gives the robots a brief once-over, raising an eyebrow when they wave. They vaguely resemble SIR Units, and MiMi lets out a low growl from her position on her shoulder. Tak reaches up a hand to silence her.
“Don’t call me a little girl. I’m here on business.”
She turns her attention to the human, narrowing her eyes. She’s assumed that a company with a large influence in the scientific industry would be some of the first to hear of an alien ship crash landing. And she needs her ship.
The progress humanity has taken in the art of science is impressive, for a species of such l o w intelligence. However, they are still millions of light years away from catching up with Irkens. To Tak, current technology is almost primitive.
Brainwash? Oeh, well that was a pretty clever idea. Maybe it was better to note that idea down in his head. …For future plans! Of course!
“ I am sick of this endless fight about the Earth so———- ” Holy dooky safe him! “ —-So how about we just………… stop that and….. see who takes over it firstt? No sabotages! Nothing! Just a fear competition! The loser leaves and I dunno. The loser is the loser. “
The only reason he came up with this is because he was just this sure he’d take over it this time. No more failures!
“Hmm? A competition? Is that what you’re proposing?”
Well, it can’t hurt, can it? And he does have a point, as much as she hates to admit it. Constant fighting does get tiresome.
"Okay, Zim, we can do that. But might I add one more condition? The loser has to publicly confess to the tallesthow much of a loser they are. Deal?“
Obviously, she’s going to win. She’s a far better invader than Zim will ever be,
Now I know that you’ve been on Earth for a while TAK! I DON’T LIKE IT! But clearly there is no way I can change your sick mind so how about………. Move closer….. “
“Can we hurry this up, Zim? I have people to brainwash.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that. Not unless you don’t mind coming in for questioning.”
she stretched one arm out, noting the glint in the girl’s eyes but thinking nothing of it. Must be the sun, though it was a bit weird.
“Come on, let’s take a walk. I’ll buy you candy.
What do you want, a Kit Kat or something?”
Hm. Just as she thought; the woman is of a higher intelligence than her device is used too. Oh, well. She’ll just have to modify it a little.
“You can’t bribe me with candy, you pathetic worm. Who do you think I am?”
As frustrating as it is, there’s no way of her getting past the human without causing a commotion. Ugh; this is far too much trouble. She’ll just have to go back to her base, for now.
“—– Take me to the nearest Deelishus Weenie’s.” Manners, Tak. “…Please.”
