ruleroftheincurseanempire:

“You humans have to make everything so complicated. Since you won’t comply to my simple request, I’ll just have to shoot off an arm or a leg to motivate you.” 

          "Us humans?” Cue the unsettling laughter.
          “Like I said, your threats don’t scare me. But
          I suppose you’re welcome to try and shoot me.”

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   Is that all the little lizard has? How adorable. She jumps, rolls, ducks behind a corner for cover and starts laughing....