ruleroftheincurseanempire:

“Hey short stuff, do me a favor and go get me a soda. I don’t have any earth money to buy one from the vending machines. In exchange for getting me one, I won’t kill you.”

          "Ha! You’re petty threats don’t scare me,
          huma – uh, whatever you are. It’s not my
          problem if you don’t have enough money.”

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   Is that all the little lizard has? How adorable. She jumps, rolls, ducks behind a corner for cover and starts laughing....